7 Reasons To Celebrate Radiohead's Announced Tour

I’m sorry this is probably going to sound incoherent. But I don’t need to be coherent. THOM YORKE is coming, and he can be coherent for me. My name is Hannah Story and when I heard RADIOHEAD were coming to Australia, I may or may not have cried. Here are 7 reasons why THOM YORKE should make love to me , I mean, 7 reasons we should celebrate the bands announced tour.

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1. Last time RADIOHEAD toured Australia I was 11. Yes, way back in 2004 when super baggy pants were cool and I spent all my time trying to swap my crummy lunch for someone else’s bag of chips. Now I’m an adult! I can buy my own chips! And tickets to Radiohead! Especially tickets to Radiohead.

2. It means that Thom Yorke is not just a super elaborate fantasy I created on a bad day.  He has charm and swagger and ALL THE THINGS! And he will dance in front of me, hopefully a lot like this!

3. Maybe Thom Yorke will see me in the crowd and think to himself about how much he’d love to make love to me. That would be awesome. I’m sure my boyfriend would give me permission; I mean, Yorke’s in Radiohead. Maybe he would join too.

4. In Rainbows and King of Limbs were great. I want to see them play those. I want to see them play everything older than 2004 also. This will give me hope that maybe the world is actually a good place because they will play all the music and make me cry with joy.

5. I don’t have to spend every cent I have on tickets to Coachella because Radiohead are coming to me.

6. It’s going to be “an aural and visual celebration.” You know what that maybe means? Pyrotechnics! I love pyrotechnics! Hopefully he lets off fireworks. Fireworks are the best. Actually scrap that, Radiohead are the best.

7. Because because because because of the wonderful things that he (Yorke) does.

RADIOHEAD TOUR DATES (If you are lucky to get tickets)

BRISBANE

November 9

Brisbane Entertainment Centre

SYDNEY

November 12 and 13

Sydney Entertainment Centre

MELBOURNE

November 16 and 17

Rod Laver Arena

Tickets on sale 9am March 1.

Go get ‘em, girls and boys. Actually don’t. Please don’t. Leave them all for me.