Live Review: WATCH: Beni 'House of Beni' Teaser

I suspect that you're lying. You're trying to tell me you weren't awestruck by the grown men doing somersaults on stage during BENI's Groovin' the Moo set? Seriously? You try and do a backflip NOT in stilettos. It's fucking difficult like that, let alone when your heel is 6 or more inches off the ground. 

Beni wears a black tracksuit. The Brotherhood Crew prance around in front of him, with many a costume change. They are much more flexible than I. They wear shirts that scream "J'adore Beni." He drinks vodka and revels in the crowd's cheering and dancing. It is as though you are in a club, except you're in a tent, outside, in the surprisingly cold Autumn weather. People shuck off their coats so they can groove with their glow sticks. Words to describe this set: dazzling, glamourous, flashy. Literally. Beni's name flashes periodically in the background.

And thanks to this here teaser vid, you can get sweaty from the comfort of your own home, maybe even with the heater on. You can wear as skimpy an outfit as you like.

See what mischief Beni gets up to at next week's CAN'T SAY.

Words by Hannah Story.